Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Royal Query

Someone tell me where my daughter is, or I'll start killing people.

A Royal Decree

Henceforth, if anyone sees Rosalind, daughter of Duke Senior, reading this blog, you are hereby granted the right to kill her and take her property.

A Beautiful Wrestler

I just saw the most beautiful wrestler of all. He's so cute. Maybe he'll post?

A Royal Decree

I, Duke Frederick, hereby declare myself Duke and Admin of The French Court. If anyone sees Duke Senior around this blog, alert the authorities at once. He is dangerous.

You can leave his daughter alone, because she won't hurt anyone.

Also, I would like to add that, if Rowland de Boys were not already dead, I'd kill him.

Two Royal Decrees

1) I hereby remind the court that I am the rightful Duke.

2) I want to give a shout-out to Sir Rowland de Boys. He's awesome.